That Time I Walked into the Boy's Bathroom
Let me preface my post with this: It's happened more than once.
That's right.
I, Jessica Nelson, have unwittingly walked into the men's bathroom. Worse. I've used it without realizing until too late where I was. (That was a mad scramble out, actually, it was very strategic, involving much peering beneath the stall for a clear coast).
But in this particular time, daydreaming or rushing was not my reason for pushing the wrong door. And I was in the worst place possible to make this mistake.
Middle school.
I have this little habit that I do quite well. It's called Ralking (I just made a word for it up *grin*). As you might have guessed, the definition of this word is reading while walking.
There was a book in front of my nose when I pushed the wrong door.
What is the funniest, weirdest or stupidest thing you've ever done or said while reading a book? Have you seen any crazy stuff happen while someone was reading?
That's right.
I, Jessica Nelson, have unwittingly walked into the men's bathroom. Worse. I've used it without realizing until too late where I was. (That was a mad scramble out, actually, it was very strategic, involving much peering beneath the stall for a clear coast).
But in this particular time, daydreaming or rushing was not my reason for pushing the wrong door. And I was in the worst place possible to make this mistake.
Middle school.
I have this little habit that I do quite well. It's called Ralking (I just made a word for it up *grin*). As you might have guessed, the definition of this word is reading while walking.
There was a book in front of my nose when I pushed the wrong door.
What is the funniest, weirdest or stupidest thing you've ever done or said while reading a book? Have you seen any crazy stuff happen while someone was reading?
Comments
Hilarious post!
~Sarah F.
I can't think of anything. But when I read, I get annoyed at anyone who interrupts me. So I probably don't act too nice. I used to get so mad at my parents when I wanted to read at the table but it was "family time." :P
I don't need a book as a cover. I'll walk straight into someone w/out a book as an excuse. ;)
~ Wendy
Sarah, that's hilarious and sounds exactly like something I'd do!!!
Oh Lindsay, me too. I ALWAYS read when I'm eating. So, I have a hilarious video to share with you. I'll send it to you on Facebook. :-)
hahaa, Wendy! I can see that about you. *grin* I am Belle, but without the beauty and without two men vying for my amazing attentions. LOL
Dumbest thing I ever did while reading...burn the peanut brittle simmering on the stove I was supposed to be watching. My mom walked into a kitchen filled with smoke. I was a kid, totally engrossed in Nancy Drew...yeah, the brittle was black!
This reminds of a series I read in middle school- Megan the Klutz. She was always humilating herself, but I loved the way she learned to hold her head up!
Look at you now:)
Tamika, I never heard of that series but it sounds super cute. ;-)
Ouch, Linda! You might not be so good at Ralking. :-)
I only realized it when I came out and saw the sign. Where was my mind at when I walked in? lol
Nope, I've never walked while reading--usually sitting in front of the TV. I also write a lot in front of the TV. Once in a while I've read or written a word that was just spoken--makes for funny sentences!
Ralking is a great word. :)
Loree!!! Me too, that's what I did once at a bowling alley. *cringe*
Oh Sandra, I think I'd be laughing so hard if I saw a dog walk into a pole!
Me too, Erica, me too. *wiping brow*
And I can think of way-too many missed conversations while I was Ralking or just sitting and reading -- is that Ritting?
And, the thing is, my family doesn't find this funny at all.
How embarrassing for you!
My moments usually involve forgetting people's names. I'm sure there are other things, but...I forget. LOL!
Blessings,
Susan :)
I can't think of anything too crazy that I've done. While I was reading once my husband said, "I love you." Not thinking about it I replied with, "I love you today." I'm fairly certain that "today" was supposed to be "too". I've yet to live that one down!
HEH.
Fun post Jessie! Though I used to try to sneak in glimpses of my book while sitting at stop lights or traffic jams, I finally learned it was wiser to be sitting or lying down at home to read.
Probably had something to do with the way I drove through that haystack. It went a little something like this: http://tinyurl.com/44fu5b8
Heehee!
Caitlin, that is really too cute. :-) Thanks for sharing it!
Oh no, Julie!!! LOL You were caught. I'm glad he was just standing in front of the mirror. lol
Sure Beth, quote away. I don't know if I'm the first to make it up and really, all I did was substitute a letter. :-)
Susan, forgetfulness can be bliss. lol
Karen, you're right. This def. needs to be worked into a book. :-)
Anon, thanks for stopping by! I'm glad my weirdness made you smile. :-) You made me laugh too because I've never almost ate a napkin!! lol Too funny.
Have a great weekend!
I haven't done anything too crazy although I did bust up laughing (REALLY LOUD, mind you)at a book I was reading in the public library once. I was so embarrassed!
I've done it more than once and eventually it's just got to be funny, you know?
*hugs*
Nancy, reading while sitting down does seem the safter route. lol
Hahaaa! No shame, Jennifer! I've done the same thing. :-)